HTML clipboardFunny pick up lines when used at the right time and place has the power to make girls laugh, which will increase your chances of attracting them. As they say, laughter is the best medicine in the world. If you can cause someone to laugh, then you are automatically going to win brownie points with them. In fact, there was a recent survey conducted where a group of women were polled on what they found to be the most attractive features in men. Out of the various responses, which included good looks, great body, sense of style, a lot of money, the highest percentage said the most attractive feature for them was a sense of humor. Nothing beats making a girl laugh. So if you know the right funny pick up lines and deliver them in the right way, then you can expect a very positive response. Confidence is the key when delivering funny pick up lines, you can't be too serious or worse stutter and stammer when you approach her to deliver your line. You should maintain eye contact and also let her know with your tone that your pick up line is meant to be funny. With that in mind here are the top 10 funny pick up lines:
1. Is your name Summer? Because you are hot as hell.
2. Don't I know you from somewhere? Didn't we go to different schools?
3. Give me three good reasons, why I shouldn't buy you a drink?
4. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
5. My friends over there bet I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy drinks with their money?
6. You're someone I could really blog about!
7. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Some of these pickup lines are funny and some don't make a lot of sense but if you deliver them in the right way, with a smile on your face and in a playful manner then expect a laugh or smile from her. Remember if you have the right attitude, and your body language says you are confident; you can use funny pick up lines or any other type of pick up lines and be successful. There is no need to make it more difficult than it is. For more tips, tricks, and advice on how to deliver the best funny pick up lines and get your hands on the free report men are raving about that helped changed their life with women
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Saturday, September 12, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
concentration exercise 4
This concentration exercise also involves the eyes and the brain but most people find it a little easier because it does not require you to unfocus your eyes the way the exercises with two photos.
For this concentration exercises, all you need is a small piece of colored paper that is a different color than the walls of the room you will be working in. A post it note works fine for this.
The shape of the paper does not matter, you can make it round or square or any shape you like. If you are not using a post it note, you will also need a small piece of tape.
Determine where you are going to sit and stick the paper to the wall across the room from you at about eye level. You don't want it too high or too low or your neck could get stiff.
Focus your concentration on the paper. Allow all other thoughts to simply float away from your mind. You want to concentrate WITHOUT words. Don't think about the fact it is a piece of paper, don't think about it's color, just keep your concentration on it without any thoughts or words coming into your mind.
Set a goal of about 3 minutes to start. Only when you get to the point where you can spend a full 3 minutes without your concentration drifting off onto anything else, then you can stretch the minutes to 4, 5 or more.
For this concentration exercises, all you need is a small piece of colored paper that is a different color than the walls of the room you will be working in. A post it note works fine for this.
The shape of the paper does not matter, you can make it round or square or any shape you like. If you are not using a post it note, you will also need a small piece of tape.
Determine where you are going to sit and stick the paper to the wall across the room from you at about eye level. You don't want it too high or too low or your neck could get stiff.
Focus your concentration on the paper. Allow all other thoughts to simply float away from your mind. You want to concentrate WITHOUT words. Don't think about the fact it is a piece of paper, don't think about it's color, just keep your concentration on it without any thoughts or words coming into your mind.
Set a goal of about 3 minutes to start. Only when you get to the point where you can spend a full 3 minutes without your concentration drifting off onto anything else, then you can stretch the minutes to 4, 5 or more.
concentration exercise 3
If you have been practicing the first two concentration exercises till you can accomplish the minute times set in each exercise, you should be able to handle the following exercise with no problem.
I've included 3 levels of this exercise because some people find this exceptionally easy while others struggle with it. The only difference between the 3 versions is the distance between the two objects you will be concentrating with.
For all 3 versions, sit at a comfortable distance from the computer screen in a relaxed mannor. Then hold your finger approximately half way between the screen and your eyes. Using your field of vision as your guideline, align the tip of your finger just below and between the two images.
Your concentration should be on the tip of your finger. Allow the focus of your eyes to blur slightly and you will begin to see the two images move closer to each other in your field of vision. Your goal is to align the two images on top of each other so that you see an equal armed cross in the center and maintain that alignment for at least 1 minute, 5 minutes would be much better.
Once you have managed the minimum time on a regular basis, move on to the 2nd version of the exercise where the images are a little further apart and there fore a little harder. When you accomplish the 2nd version, move on to the 3rd. By the time you accomplish the 3rd version on a regular basis, you will be a pro at controling your concentration, if you have been honest with yourself and have practices the exercises instead of just thinking your 15 seconds is enough.
I've included 3 levels of this exercise because some people find this exceptionally easy while others struggle with it. The only difference between the 3 versions is the distance between the two objects you will be concentrating with.
For all 3 versions, sit at a comfortable distance from the computer screen in a relaxed mannor. Then hold your finger approximately half way between the screen and your eyes. Using your field of vision as your guideline, align the tip of your finger just below and between the two images.
Your concentration should be on the tip of your finger. Allow the focus of your eyes to blur slightly and you will begin to see the two images move closer to each other in your field of vision. Your goal is to align the two images on top of each other so that you see an equal armed cross in the center and maintain that alignment for at least 1 minute, 5 minutes would be much better.
Once you have managed the minimum time on a regular basis, move on to the 2nd version of the exercise where the images are a little further apart and there fore a little harder. When you accomplish the 2nd version, move on to the 3rd. By the time you accomplish the 3rd version on a regular basis, you will be a pro at controling your concentration, if you have been honest with yourself and have practices the exercises instead of just thinking your 15 seconds is enough.
concentration exercise 2
After you have practiced Concentration Exercises #1 for a while, it will probably get a little boring. After all, who really wants to sit and stare at a tiny black dot for a long period of time. But the exercise really does serve a purpose and everyone should be able to maintain their concentration for at least 5 minutes before moving on to this exercise.
I promise you this one has a twist to it that you will like!
Once again, you will be concentrating on a photo, but this time, instead of just trying to keep your concentration on the image, you want to to sort of merge with the image.
As you concentrate on the image, start to realize what the petals feel like. Are they smooth or rough, cold or warm, wet or dry. Slowly let the feeling you are getting from the petals cover your whole body, until it feels almost as if you have merged with the petal.
As you continue to concentrate on both the sight and the feel of the petals, slowly allow your vision to to switch from looking at the petal to looking out from the petal. See what the remainder of the flower looks like from the vantage point being one with the petal. Allow your concentration to move around the entire flower, top, bottom and inside.
Know what it feels like to be the flower. Continue to examine the flower from the viewpoint of being a part of the flower until you are satistifed you have seen the entire flower, then pull your concentration out of the flower and return to your normal point of view.
Most people that do this exercise find that when they return to their normal perspective, anywhere from 15 minutes to 1 hour has passed but it seems to them as if only a few minutes have gone by. One final thing that will determine if you are doing this exercise correctly or not is when you are back to your normal perspective, you should feel relax but with plenty of energy. In fact this is actually a great exercise to do mid day when your energy level drops to re-energize yourself.
Do this exercise as often as needed to reach the point where you are staying in the view point of the flower for at least 20 minutes or longer. I then suggest you do it at least a couple of times per month to stay in practice.
So take a few moments to relax, breath deeply and when you are ready, Click Here to view the image and get started.
I promise you this one has a twist to it that you will like!
Once again, you will be concentrating on a photo, but this time, instead of just trying to keep your concentration on the image, you want to to sort of merge with the image.
As you concentrate on the image, start to realize what the petals feel like. Are they smooth or rough, cold or warm, wet or dry. Slowly let the feeling you are getting from the petals cover your whole body, until it feels almost as if you have merged with the petal.
As you continue to concentrate on both the sight and the feel of the petals, slowly allow your vision to to switch from looking at the petal to looking out from the petal. See what the remainder of the flower looks like from the vantage point being one with the petal. Allow your concentration to move around the entire flower, top, bottom and inside.
Know what it feels like to be the flower. Continue to examine the flower from the viewpoint of being a part of the flower until you are satistifed you have seen the entire flower, then pull your concentration out of the flower and return to your normal point of view.
Most people that do this exercise find that when they return to their normal perspective, anywhere from 15 minutes to 1 hour has passed but it seems to them as if only a few minutes have gone by. One final thing that will determine if you are doing this exercise correctly or not is when you are back to your normal perspective, you should feel relax but with plenty of energy. In fact this is actually a great exercise to do mid day when your energy level drops to re-energize yourself.
Do this exercise as often as needed to reach the point where you are staying in the view point of the flower for at least 20 minutes or longer. I then suggest you do it at least a couple of times per month to stay in practice.
So take a few moments to relax, breath deeply and when you are ready, Click Here to view the image and get started.
concentration exercise 1
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Learn Telekinesis Training - Concentration Exercises
Before you can start learning telekinesis, it is imperative that you build your ability to concentrate. Without concentration, you will never be able to manipulate the energy to cause movement in an object, bend the flame of a candle or any other telekinetic or psychokinetic ability.
This is the area I can not stress enough. The vast majority of people will tell you they have no problem with concentration. In actuallity however, virtually everyone that does not practice concentration exercises of some sort on a regular basis has problems with being able to concentrate.
Please understand that a lack of concentration is nothing to be ashamed of. The world has become so complicated it is hard to find time to let go of the hustle and bustle of life and let your mind just BE for a change. Everywhere we go and everything we do we are constantly bombarded by advertising, noise, commercials, ringing phones, motors on everything from the fridge to the dishwasher, cars, trucks, horns blowing, people talking, airplanes overhead not to mention the less noticable sounds like the hum of electricity as it moves through the wires and all of the unseen and unheard waves of light and sound that moves through the air around us.
Regularly practicing concentration and reaching the point where you can hold a single thought for an absolute minimum of 5 minutes will make your telekinesis training advance much faster. This is also the same for persons learning magic or any of the various divination methods such as tarot, runes or scrying.
Concentrating Exercises #1
Concentrating Exercises #2
Concentrating Exercises #3
Concentrating Exercises #4
Concentration Exercises #1
As mentioned earlier, the ability to concentrate is imperative for anyone that wants to learn to manipulate energy to move objects, bend them or any other telekinetic or psychokinetic ability.
This exercise serves a few purposes. It requires concerted effort on your part to prevent your eyes from being drawn away from the center dot toward one of the other of the colored dots. It also give you verifiable proof of when you are doing the exercise correctly which is lacking in most of the exercises I have seen.
Concentration Exercises #1 Instructions
Find a time when you'll have at least 15 to 20 minutes undisturbed. The only supplies you will need for this exercise is paper and pen and a watch or clock to note time.
Before starting, spend a few moments relaxing your mind and body. It helps to do some deep breathing exercises. If you meditate this would be a good time to spend a few moments in a meditative state.
When you are ready, Click Here to view the image. Your goal is to keep your mind and vision focused on the small black dot in the center of the image for as long as possible. If your mind starts to wander, stop the exercise, calm yourself and try again. Start by making note of the time, then concentrate on the small black dot as long as possible. When your concentration gets broken for any reason, note the time to see how long you were able to concentrate and then start over.
Don't be surprised if you start to see movement or an aura around the colored circles. This is very normal and in fact can be used as an exercise to help you learn to see auras. Just don't allow it to take your concentration away from the small dot. Do not allow thoughts to come into your mind and break your concentration. Just push the thought away and bring your concentration back to the dot.
With practice you should start to find that by the time your concentration is broken, when you check the time you are amazed to see 10, 15 even 30 minutes have passed but it feels like only a few moments. This is when you will know you are concentrating deeply.
With continued practice these concentration exercises can be maintain at least 5 minutes and 15 would be much better, before moving on to the next exercise.
learn telekinesis
Before you can start learning telekinesis, it is imperative that you build your ability to concentrate. Without concentration, you will never be able to manipulate the energy to cause movement in an object, bend the flame of a candle or any other telekinetic or psychokinetic ability.
This is the area I can not stress enough. The vast majority of people will tell you they have no problem with concentration. In actuallity however, virtually everyone that does not practice concentration exercises of some sort on a regular basis has problems with being able to concentrate.
Please understand that a lack of concentration is nothing to be ashamed of. The world has become so complicated it is hard to find time to let go of the hustle and bustle of life and let your mind just BE for a change. Everywhere we go and everything we do we are constantly bombarded by advertising, noise, commercials, ringing phones, motors on everything from the fridge to the dishwasher, cars, trucks, horns blowing, people talking, airplanes overhead not to mention the less noticable sounds like the hum of electricity as it moves through the wires and all of the unseen and unheard waves of light and sound that moves through the air around us.
Regularly practicing concentration and reaching the point where you can hold a single thought for an absolute minimum of 5 minutes will make your telekinesis training advance much faster. This is also the same for persons learning magic or any of the various divination methods such as tarot, runes or scrying
This is the area I can not stress enough. The vast majority of people will tell you they have no problem with concentration. In actuallity however, virtually everyone that does not practice concentration exercises of some sort on a regular basis has problems with being able to concentrate.
Please understand that a lack of concentration is nothing to be ashamed of. The world has become so complicated it is hard to find time to let go of the hustle and bustle of life and let your mind just BE for a change. Everywhere we go and everything we do we are constantly bombarded by advertising, noise, commercials, ringing phones, motors on everything from the fridge to the dishwasher, cars, trucks, horns blowing, people talking, airplanes overhead not to mention the less noticable sounds like the hum of electricity as it moves through the wires and all of the unseen and unheard waves of light and sound that moves through the air around us.
Regularly practicing concentration and reaching the point where you can hold a single thought for an absolute minimum of 5 minutes will make your telekinesis training advance much faster. This is also the same for persons learning magic or any of the various divination methods such as tarot, runes or scrying
Sunday, August 9, 2009
with you (with chords0
With You - Chris Brown
[Intro] 2x
E
I need you boo
B*
I gotta see you boo
, and the
A*
hearts all over the world tonight
, said the
B*
hearts all over the world tonight
E
Hey, little mama
,Ooh, you're a stunner
B*
Hot, little figure,
Yes, you're a winner, and
A*
I'm so glad to be yours,
B*
You're a class all your own
andEOoh,little cutie
When you talk to me
B*
I swear the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart,
and
A*
I'm so glad that you are mine
B*
You are one of a kind and..
A B*
You mean to me
E* A*
What I mean to you and..
A B*
Together baby,
E* A*
There is nothing we won't do
A
'cause if I got you,
B*
I don't need money,
C*
I don't need cars,
B* A
Girl, you're my all.And.
EOh!I'm into you
, and
B*
Girl, no one else would do
,'cause with
A*
every kiss and
every hug,
B*
You make me fall in love,
and now
E
I know I can't be the only
B*
one,
I bet there heart's all over the
A*
world tonight
, with the love of their life who
B*
feel, what I feel when I'm
[With you] 2x
A
With you,
with you
B*
With you,
with you
E*
with you
A*
Girl
E
I don't want nobody else
B*
Without you there's no one left, and
A*
You're like Jordans on Saturday
B*
I gotta have you and
I can not wait now
E
Hey lil shorty,
say you care for me
B*
You know I care for you
You know that I will be true
A*
You know that I won't lie
You know that I will try
B*
To be your everything
A'
cause if I got you
,B*
I don't need money
,C*
I don't need cars,
F#7 A
Girl, you're my all.And..
E
Oh!I'm into you,
and
B*
Girl, no one else would do
,'cause with
A*
every kiss and every hug,
B*
You make me fall in love,
and now
E
I know I can't be the only
B*
one, I bet there heart's all over the
A*
world tonight,
with the love of their life who
B*
feel, what I feel when I'm
[With you] 2xA
With you,
with you
B*
With you
, with you
E*
with you
A*(oh-oh-ooh)
A B*
And I will never try to
A B*
deny that you are my whole life,
'cause if
A B*
you ever let me go,
I would
A B*
die so I won't run
I don't
A B*
need another woman
, I just
A B*
need you or nothing
A'
Cause if I got that,
then I'll be straight
B* E
Baby you're the best part of my day
E
I need you boo, (oh)
B*
I gotta see you boo (hey)
A*
And the hearts all over the world tonight,
B*
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
E
They need their boo
B*
They gotta see their boo
A*
Said there's hearts all over the world tonight
B*
Hearts all over the world tonight,
and
E
Oh, I'm into you and
B*
Girl no one else would do,
with
A*
every kiss and every hug
B*
You make me fall in love,
and now
E
I know I can't be the only
B*
one, I bet there's hearts all over the
A*
world tonight, with the love of their life who
B*
feel, what I feel when I'm ...
[With you] 4x
(End with a E on the last "With you", in the last repitition)
A
With you, with you
B*
With you, with you
E*
with you
A*
oh girl
[Intro] 2x
E
I need you boo
B*
I gotta see you boo
, and the
A*
hearts all over the world tonight
, said the
B*
hearts all over the world tonight
E
Hey, little mama
,Ooh, you're a stunner
B*
Hot, little figure,
Yes, you're a winner, and
A*
I'm so glad to be yours,
B*
You're a class all your own
andEOoh,little cutie
When you talk to me
B*
I swear the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart,
and
A*
I'm so glad that you are mine
B*
You are one of a kind and..
A B*
You mean to me
E* A*
What I mean to you and..
A B*
Together baby,
E* A*
There is nothing we won't do
A
'cause if I got you,
B*
I don't need money,
C*
I don't need cars,
B* A
Girl, you're my all.And.
EOh!I'm into you
, and
B*
Girl, no one else would do
,'cause with
A*
every kiss and
every hug,
B*
You make me fall in love,
and now
E
I know I can't be the only
B*
one,
I bet there heart's all over the
A*
world tonight
, with the love of their life who
B*
feel, what I feel when I'm
[With you] 2x
A
With you,
with you
B*
With you,
with you
E*
with you
A*
Girl
E
I don't want nobody else
B*
Without you there's no one left, and
A*
You're like Jordans on Saturday
B*
I gotta have you and
I can not wait now
E
Hey lil shorty,
say you care for me
B*
You know I care for you
You know that I will be true
A*
You know that I won't lie
You know that I will try
B*
To be your everything
A'
cause if I got you
,B*
I don't need money
,C*
I don't need cars,
F#7 A
Girl, you're my all.And..
E
Oh!I'm into you,
and
B*
Girl, no one else would do
,'cause with
A*
every kiss and every hug,
B*
You make me fall in love,
and now
E
I know I can't be the only
B*
one, I bet there heart's all over the
A*
world tonight,
with the love of their life who
B*
feel, what I feel when I'm
[With you] 2xA
With you,
with you
B*
With you
, with you
E*
with you
A*(oh-oh-ooh)
A B*
And I will never try to
A B*
deny that you are my whole life,
'cause if
A B*
you ever let me go,
I would
A B*
die so I won't run
I don't
A B*
need another woman
, I just
A B*
need you or nothing
A'
Cause if I got that,
then I'll be straight
B* E
Baby you're the best part of my day
E
I need you boo, (oh)
B*
I gotta see you boo (hey)
A*
And the hearts all over the world tonight,
B*
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
E
They need their boo
B*
They gotta see their boo
A*
Said there's hearts all over the world tonight
B*
Hearts all over the world tonight,
and
E
Oh, I'm into you and
B*
Girl no one else would do,
with
A*
every kiss and every hug
B*
You make me fall in love,
and now
E
I know I can't be the only
B*
one, I bet there's hearts all over the
A*
world tonight, with the love of their life who
B*
feel, what I feel when I'm ...
[With you] 4x
(End with a E on the last "With you", in the last repitition)
A
With you, with you
B*
With you, with you
E*
with you
A*
oh girl
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Where ever you will go
So lately, been wondering.
Who will be there to take my place?
When I'm gone, you'll need love to light the shadows on your face.
If a greater wave shall fall and fall upon us all,
Then between the sand and stone could you make it on your own.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go.
And maybe, I'll find out a way to make it back someday,
To watch you, to guide you, through the darkest of your days.
If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all,
Well, then I hope there's someone out there
who can bring me back to you.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go.
Run away with my heart.
Run away with my hope.
Run away with my love.
I know now, just quite how,
My life and love might still go on.
In your heart, in your mind, I'll stay with you for all of time.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go.
If I could turn back time,
I'll go wherever you will go.
If I could make you mine,
I'll go wherever you will go.
I'll go wherever you will go.
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Who will be there to take my place?
When I'm gone, you'll need love to light the shadows on your face.
If a greater wave shall fall and fall upon us all,
Then between the sand and stone could you make it on your own.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go.
And maybe, I'll find out a way to make it back someday,
To watch you, to guide you, through the darkest of your days.
If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all,
Well, then I hope there's someone out there
who can bring me back to you.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go.
Run away with my heart.
Run away with my hope.
Run away with my love.
I know now, just quite how,
My life and love might still go on.
In your heart, in your mind, I'll stay with you for all of time.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go.
If I could turn back time,
I'll go wherever you will go.
If I could make you mine,
I'll go wherever you will go.
I'll go wherever you will go.
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Hanging by a moment
Desperate for changing, starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started, I'm chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
Forgetting all I'm lacking, completely incomplete
I'll take your invitation, you take all of me now
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you
There's nothing else to lose, there's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world that can change my mind
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
Desperate for changing, starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started, I'm chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you
Just hanging by a moment
Just hanging by a moment
I'm hanging by a moment
Just hanging by a moment here with you
I'm closer to where I started, I'm chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
Forgetting all I'm lacking, completely incomplete
I'll take your invitation, you take all of me now
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you
There's nothing else to lose, there's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world that can change my mind
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
Desperate for changing, starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started, I'm chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held on to
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you
Just hanging by a moment
Just hanging by a moment
I'm hanging by a moment
Just hanging by a moment here with you
Belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza (hey girl)
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Yo, excuse me, beg your pardon girl
Do you have any idea what you starting girl
You got me tingiling, come to me mingiling
Steppin off lookin bootylicious and jingiling
When you walk, I see you baby girl
When you talk, I believe it baby girl
I like that, thick-petite n' pretty
Little touch is a ditty
Love to work the kitty like purrrrrrr
She loves to stirr it up purrrrrr
I can hear her purring up
Cause shes the type that'll get arousy of
Get you excited and call her boyfriend up (ohh)
What's the man without the plan B
We can meet up at the hutter house for the t.v
So stand by like a butty ass
While I watch this beautiful thing shake that ass
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Girl I must say you the flyest thang in here
So hot I gon' need some rain in here
Type to make ex-gangstas bang in here
Girl you could do anything you want in here
Clown if you want to, frown if you want to
You ain't even gotta drop down if you want to
Cause I'd rather see you shake it standin
Either way you do it girl you look outstandin (uhhuuuhh)
And now you got me spending (uhhuuhhh)
The way you got that body bendin (uhhhuhh)
Ass like that girl you gotta be kickin
And we goin to church next day repentent
Lap dancing for my FA crew
Slide it ova to boo cause he want some too
Up in the VIP with no fee
Blessing you with the G even tho we gettin it free so
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Girl shake ya body body
With somebody body
Whatever you do don't break your body body
After the party party
Grab a hottie hottie
In the back seat of your Mazaratti-ratti
Jiggle jiggle it to the left (ah ah ah)
Jiggle jiggle it to the right (ah ah ah)
Jiggle it to the front then jiggle it to the back
And jiggle jiggle it all all night (ah ah ah)
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza (hey girl)
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Yo, excuse me, beg your pardon girl
Do you have any idea what you starting girl
You got me tingiling, come to me mingiling
Steppin off lookin bootylicious and jingiling
When you walk, I see you baby girl
When you talk, I believe it baby girl
I like that, thick-petite n' pretty
Little touch is a ditty
Love to work the kitty like purrrrrrr
She loves to stirr it up purrrrrr
I can hear her purring up
Cause shes the type that'll get arousy of
Get you excited and call her boyfriend up (ohh)
What's the man without the plan B
We can meet up at the hutter house for the t.v
So stand by like a butty ass
While I watch this beautiful thing shake that ass
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Girl I must say you the flyest thang in here
So hot I gon' need some rain in here
Type to make ex-gangstas bang in here
Girl you could do anything you want in here
Clown if you want to, frown if you want to
You ain't even gotta drop down if you want to
Cause I'd rather see you shake it standin
Either way you do it girl you look outstandin (uhhuuuhh)
And now you got me spending (uhhuuhhh)
The way you got that body bendin (uhhhuhh)
Ass like that girl you gotta be kickin
And we goin to church next day repentent
Lap dancing for my FA crew
Slide it ova to boo cause he want some too
Up in the VIP with no fee
Blessing you with the G even tho we gettin it free so
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Girl shake ya body body
With somebody body
Whatever you do don't break your body body
After the party party
Grab a hottie hottie
In the back seat of your Mazaratti-ratti
Jiggle jiggle it to the left (ah ah ah)
Jiggle jiggle it to the right (ah ah ah)
Jiggle it to the front then jiggle it to the back
And jiggle jiggle it all all night (ah ah ah)
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Hey ladies drop it down
Just want to see you touch the ground
Don't be shy girl go Bananza
Shake ya body like a belly dancer
Sorry blame it on me
As life goes on I'm starting to learn more and more about responsibility
And I realize that everything I do is affecting the people around me
So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that
I've done things that haven't occurred yet
and things that they don't want to take responsibility for
And I realize that everything I do is affecting the people around me
So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that
I've done things that haven't occurred yet
and things that they don't want to take responsibility for
I'm sorry for the times that I left you home
I was on the road and you were alone
I'm sorry for the times that I had to go
I'm sorry for the fact that I did not know
That you were sitting home just wishing we
Could go back to when it was just you and me
I'm sorry for the times I would neglect
I'm sorry for the times I disrespect
I'm sorry for the wrong things that I've done
I'm sorry I'm not always there for my sons
I'm sorry for the fact that I'm not aware
That you can't sleep at night when I am not there
Because I'm in the streets like everyday
I'm sorry for the things that I did not say
Like how you are the best thing in my world
And how I'm so proud to call you my girl
I understand that there's some problems
And I'm not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show
If I can't apologize for being wrong
Then it's just a shame on me
I'll be the reason for your pain
And you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me (4x)
Said you can put the blame on me (3x)
You can put the blame on me
I'm sorry for the things that he put you through
And all the times you didn't know what to do
I'm sorry that you had to go and sell those bags
Just trying to stay busy until you heard from dad
When you would rather be home with all your kids
As one big family with love and bliss
And even though pops treated us like kings
He got a second wife and you didn't agree
He got up and left you there all alone
I'm sorry that you had to do it on your own
I'm sorry that I went and added to your grief
I'm sorry that your son was once a thief
I'm sorry that I grew up way to fast
I wish I would of listened and not be so bad
I'm sorry that your life turned out this way
I'm sorry that the feds came and took me away
I understand that there's some problems
And I'm not too blind to know
All the pain you kept inside you
Even though you might not show
If I can't apologize for being wrong
Then it's just a shame on me
I'll be the reason for your pain
And you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
Said you can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
I'm sorry that it took so long to see
But they were dead wrong trying to put it on me
I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani
I'm sorry for the hand that she was dealt
And for the embarrassment that she felt
She's just a little young girl trying to have fun
But daddy should of never let her out that young
I'm sorry for Club Zen getting shut down
I hope they manage better next time around
How was I to know she was underage
In a 21 and older club they say
Why doesn't anybody want to take blame
Verizon backed out disgracing my name
I'm just a singer trying to entertain
Because I love my fans I'll take that blame
Even though the blame's on you
Even though the blame's on you
Even though the blame's on you
I'll take that blame from you
And you can put that blame on me
And you can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me
You can put that blame on me
And you can put that blame on me
And you can put that blame on me
Crawling
Crawling in my skin.
(Without a sense of confidence)
Consuming, confusing.
Crawling in my skin.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure too take)
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface.
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal,
Fear is how I fall, (fear is how I fall)
Confusing, confusing what is real.
Confusing what is real.
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming, confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending.
Controlling,
I can't seem,
To find myself again,
My walls are closing in.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure.
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real.
Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me,
Distracting, reacting,
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection,
It's haunting, how I can't seem...
To find myself again,
My walls are closing in.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure.
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take.
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take.
Fear, To find myself again, my walls are closing in.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure..
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real.
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing, confusing what is real.
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(Without a sense of confidence)
Consuming, confusing.
Crawling in my skin.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure too take)
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface.
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal,
Fear is how I fall, (fear is how I fall)
Confusing, confusing what is real.
Confusing what is real.
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming, confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending.
Controlling,
I can't seem,
To find myself again,
My walls are closing in.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure.
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real.
Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me,
Distracting, reacting,
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection,
It's haunting, how I can't seem...
To find myself again,
My walls are closing in.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure.
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take.
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, (confidence)
Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take.
Fear, To find myself again, my walls are closing in.
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before,
So insecure..
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real.
Crawling in my skin,
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing, confusing what is real.
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With you
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
Hey lil mama, ooh you're a stunner
Hot little figure, yes you a winner, and
I'm so glad to be yours
You're a class of your own and
Ooh little cutie, when you talk to me
I swear the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart and
I'm so glad that you're mine
You are one of a kind, and
You mean to me what I mean to you
And together baby there is nothing we won't do
'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my all
And oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... girl
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... Oh girl
I don't want nobody else
Without you there's no one left, and
You're like Jordans on Saturday
I gotta have you and I cannot wait now
Hey lil shorty, say you care for me
You know I care for you
You know that I'll be true
You know that I won't lie
You know that I will try
To be your everything
'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my all
Oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... Yeah
And I will never try
To deny that you are my whole life
'Cause if you ever let me go
I would die so I won't front
I don't need another woman
I just need your all or nothing
'Cause if I got that
Then I'll be straight
Baby you're the best part of my day
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
They need their boo
They gotta see their boo
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
Hearts all over the world tonight
And oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh(girl)
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you...
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you...
Babe yeah
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
Hey lil mama, ooh you're a stunner
Hot little figure, yes you a winner, and
I'm so glad to be yours
You're a class of your own and
Ooh little cutie, when you talk to me
I swear the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart and
I'm so glad that you're mine
You are one of a kind, and
You mean to me what I mean to you
And together baby there is nothing we won't do
'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my all
And oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... girl
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... Oh girl
I don't want nobody else
Without you there's no one left, and
You're like Jordans on Saturday
I gotta have you and I cannot wait now
Hey lil shorty, say you care for me
You know I care for you
You know that I'll be true
You know that I won't lie
You know that I will try
To be your everything
'Cause if I got you
I don't need money
I don't need cars
Girl you're my all
Oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... Yeah
And I will never try
To deny that you are my whole life
'Cause if you ever let me go
I would die so I won't front
I don't need another woman
I just need your all or nothing
'Cause if I got that
Then I'll be straight
Baby you're the best part of my day
I need you boo
I gotta see you boo
And the hearts all over the world tonight
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
They need their boo
They gotta see their boo
Said the hearts all over the world tonight
Hearts all over the world tonight
And oh, I'm into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can't be the only one
I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh(girl)
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you... ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you...
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you...
Babe yeah
know ur enemy
B E B
Do you know the enemy?
B E B
Do you know your enemy?
B E B F#
Well, gotta know the enemy,
Wah Ay
x3VERSE
B E B
Violence is an energy
B E B_
Against the enemy
B E B F#
Well violence is an energy, Wah Ay
B E B
Bringing on the fury
B E B _
The choir infantry
B E B F#
Revolt against the honor to obey, (Oh weh, oh weh)
B E B
Overthrow the effigy
B E B_
The vast majority
B E B F#
Well burning down the foreman of control (Oh weh, oh weh)
B E B
Silence is the enemy
B E B _
Against your urgency
B E B F#
So rally up the demons of your soul, (Oh weh, oh weh)
CHORUS x 2BRIDGE
E B
The insurgency will rise
E B
When the bloods been sacrificed
E B
Don't be blinded by the lies
F# B F#
In your eyes
F# B F#
Say!SOLO (2 lots of Verse, then Bridge)
F# B F#F# B F#F# B F#F# B F#F# B F# F# B F#
Violence is an energy (Oh Weh, Oh Weh)
F# B F# F# B F#
Oh from here to eternity (Oh Weh, Oh Weh)
F# B F# F# B F#
Violence is an energy (Oh Weh, Oh Weh)
F# B F#
Silence is the enemy
F#
So gimme gimme revolution
B E BB E BB E BB E B
CHORUS x 3
B E B
Overthrow the effigy
B E B_
The vast majority
B E B F#
Well burning down the foreman of control (Oh weh, oh weh)
B E B
Silence is the enemy
B E B _
Against your urgency
B E B F#
green day
Green Day is an American rock trio formed in 1987.[1] The band has consisted of Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (bass guitar, vocals), and Tre Cool (drums, percussion) for the majority of its existence. Green Day was originally part of the punk rock scene at 924 Gilman Street in Berkeley, California. Its early releases for independent record label Lookout! Records earned them a grassroots fanbase, some of whom felt alienated when the band signed to a major label.[2] Nevertheless, its major label debut Dookie (1994) became a breakout success and eventually sold over 10 million copies in the U.S. and 15 million worldwide.[3] As a result, Green Day was widely credited, alongside fellow California punk bands The Offspring and Rancid, with reviving mainstream interest in and popularizing punk rock in the United States. Green Day's three follow-up albums, Insomniac, Nimrod and Warning did not achieve the massive success of Dookie, but they were still successful, reaching double platinum, double platinum, and gold status respectively.[6] Green Day's 2004 rock opera American Idiot reignited the band's popularity with a younger generation, selling five million copies in the U.S.[7] The band's eighth studio album, 21st Century Breakdown, will be released on May 15, 2009. Green Day has sold over 65 million records worldwide,[citation needed] with 22 million of them being sold in the United States.[8] They have won three Grammy Awards; Best Alternative Album for Dookie, Best Rock Album for American Idiot, and Record of the Year for "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".Thursday, July 23, 2009
songs and their chords
NUMB
Intro: EM C G D *
2Verse 1: EM
C
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
G D
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
EM C
Don't know what you're expecting of me
G D C D
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
EM G C D
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
Chorus: EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D EM
I've become so tired so much more aware
C G
I've becoming this all I want to do
D EM
Is be more like me and be less like you
Verse 2:
C
Can't you see that you're smothering me
G D EM
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
C
Cause everything that you thought I would be
G D C D
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
EM G C D
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
EM G D
And every second I waste is more than I can take
EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D EM
I've become so tired so much more aware
C G
I've becoming this all I want to do
D EM
Is be more like me and be less like you
D
And I know
EM G EM D C
I may end up failing too
D
But I know
B (hold)
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you
EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D EM
I've become so tired so much more aware
C G
I've becoming this all I want to do
D EM
Is be more like me and be less like you
C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D
(Tired of being what you want me to be)
EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D
(Tired of being what you want me to be)
Ending: EM C G D
Intro: EM C G D *
2Verse 1: EM
C
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
G D
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
EM C
Don't know what you're expecting of me
G D C D
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
EM G C D
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
Chorus: EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D EM
I've become so tired so much more aware
C G
I've becoming this all I want to do
D EM
Is be more like me and be less like you
Verse 2:
C
Can't you see that you're smothering me
G D EM
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
C
Cause everything that you thought I would be
G D C D
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
EM G C D
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone)
EM G D
And every second I waste is more than I can take
EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D EM
I've become so tired so much more aware
C G
I've becoming this all I want to do
D EM
Is be more like me and be less like you
D
And I know
EM G EM D C
I may end up failing too
D
But I know
B (hold)
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you
EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D EM
I've become so tired so much more aware
C G
I've becoming this all I want to do
D EM
Is be more like me and be less like you
C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D
(Tired of being what you want me to be)
EM C G
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
D
(Tired of being what you want me to be)
Ending: EM C G D
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Getting Your 11th DAN
REQUIRMENTS for 11th degree black belt:
Master of judo
Before testing for this rank, any experienced judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques.
1)Escape from dojo:The quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.
2)Sleeper Stance:Standing at the corner of the dojo pretending to be the students as they sweat with exaustion.
3)Sigh of Wisdom:Sudden forceful exhalation when abegening student unexpecteadly survives a dangerous body slam.
4)Gift of Instruction:The act of taking credit when a student tournament or performs a technique correctly.
5)Seeing without Seeing:The dazed look of amazement given to the student who asks a stupid question.
6)Kuchi Waza(mouth technique):Using an hour of classtime to answer the stupid question while the students sit on their knees in seiza.
7)Mugger's Defence:Offering to lighten the students walletn to reduce the risk of confrontation.
8)Further Requirements:
a)Must be able to walk on water(while it still in liquid form).
b)Must be able to disable a man only using a kneelex tissue as a weapon.
c)Must be able to make up meaningless zen koans on the spot.
d)Must be able to catch a fly using a chopstick.
e)Must be able to de feat multiple masked masked ninja warriors after they disclose their evil plans to you and leave you to die in an escapable situation.
f)Must be able to voice over a GODZILLA movie properly(i.e coordination between the movement of lips and the voice.
g)Must be able totake a bullet(not in the chest but in the leg or so)
h)Must be able to make your own nuclear device using a pencil,a piece of bubblegum, some coconuts and an alarm clock.
i)Must be able to change into a judogi in a phone boothat any given moment.
j)Must be able to sing karaoke.
k)Must be able to use nature to advantage(i.e a sick dog on the enemies, throw with a stone and climb a tree)
l)Must be able to fight blindfolded and win(against blind competetors of course)
m)Must be able to use the opponents skills as the reason for defeat.
n)Must be able to trim an entire whole forest into a bonzai garden in about 25minutes or less.
(Note-Laughing at any point will disqualify the potential 11th dan.If a member of the senior board of makes a comment and then waits expectantly, it may be an indication that he has just made a joke,a half smile may be tried at this moment,but in no other instance.
Master of judo
Before testing for this rank, any experienced judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques.
1)Escape from dojo:The quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats.
2)Sleeper Stance:Standing at the corner of the dojo pretending to be the students as they sweat with exaustion.
3)Sigh of Wisdom:Sudden forceful exhalation when abegening student unexpecteadly survives a dangerous body slam.
4)Gift of Instruction:The act of taking credit when a student tournament or performs a technique correctly.
5)Seeing without Seeing:The dazed look of amazement given to the student who asks a stupid question.
6)Kuchi Waza(mouth technique):Using an hour of classtime to answer the stupid question while the students sit on their knees in seiza.
7)Mugger's Defence:Offering to lighten the students walletn to reduce the risk of confrontation.
8)Further Requirements:
a)Must be able to walk on water(while it still in liquid form).
b)Must be able to disable a man only using a kneelex tissue as a weapon.
c)Must be able to make up meaningless zen koans on the spot.
d)Must be able to catch a fly using a chopstick.
e)Must be able to de feat multiple masked masked ninja warriors after they disclose their evil plans to you and leave you to die in an escapable situation.
f)Must be able to voice over a GODZILLA movie properly(i.e coordination between the movement of lips and the voice.
g)Must be able totake a bullet(not in the chest but in the leg or so)
h)Must be able to make your own nuclear device using a pencil,a piece of bubblegum, some coconuts and an alarm clock.
i)Must be able to change into a judogi in a phone boothat any given moment.
j)Must be able to sing karaoke.
k)Must be able to use nature to advantage(i.e a sick dog on the enemies, throw with a stone and climb a tree)
l)Must be able to fight blindfolded and win(against blind competetors of course)
m)Must be able to use the opponents skills as the reason for defeat.
n)Must be able to trim an entire whole forest into a bonzai garden in about 25minutes or less.
(Note-Laughing at any point will disqualify the potential 11th dan.If a member of the senior board of makes a comment and then waits expectantly, it may be an indication that he has just made a joke,a half smile may be tried at this moment,but in no other instance.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Youth attractions
Youth is the stage of a person when s/he is young. In this stage all of us want to follow the modern trends. There are many things attract them in this stage. S/he is not satisfied with things they get. Most of the things that attract youth are mostly the things that are very common among his/her friends. Youth’s future depends upon the things they choose to take. They are very confused with their own decisions as this is the stage in which we get confused with stuffs as we fall in love,sometimes have our hearts broken,dont understand our parents. They have to increase their ability in this stage. So there are certain things that attract youth and should be mainly concerned to those things.There may be many things that the youths are attracted towards like Games,Music, Fashion,etc.Someone likes games,someone likes music,someone likes making friends and most of the people like all of these and many things else.Most of us search in the web for these things i.e we use HI5,Facebook,etc and make friends.so,in this website all the viewers can download their favourate music,games,etc and they can also give messages and comments to your friends and to me so that I can improve this web page.You can also become member of this website and make friends and get ascess to latest songs,games their walkthroughs and also get some information about celebs i.e actors and actresses,and also some tips for love,broken hearts.
Youths attracted towards gangster image
Why does everyone want to be a gangster? From gladiators to gangsters, throughout history there has always been an attraction to being the tough guy. Girls love them, mothers cry for them and everyone else fears them. In today's society there seem to be three kinds of youths, tough people, those imitated by them and those who emulate them.
Today's youth uses the term "gangsta" to mean gangster or tough person. A popular rap star, Fifty-Cents recorded a song called "Wangsta." Wangsta is a street slang that describes someone who is pretending to be a gangsta. The lyrics of this song depict the artist challenging a rival's clam to be a gangster. He goes on to criticize his rival for talking about being a gangsta and not actually shooting anyone. Why would a child rather fight than be called a wangsta? Well, that is what we will explore in this section of this publication. People are drawn to several characteristic of a tough guy. Let us take a close look at some of them.
Today's youth uses the term "gangsta" to mean gangster or tough person. A popular rap star, Fifty-Cents recorded a song called "Wangsta." Wangsta is a street slang that describes someone who is pretending to be a gangsta. The lyrics of this song depict the artist challenging a rival's clam to be a gangster. He goes on to criticize his rival for talking about being a gangsta and not actually shooting anyone. Why would a child rather fight than be called a wangsta? Well, that is what we will explore in this section of this publication. People are drawn to several characteristic of a tough guy. Let us take a close look at some of them.
# 1 Fearlessness - Tough guys do not appear to have a healthy fear that would normally limits the average person's behavior or ability. Their unpredictable character keeps their spectators guessing, friends entertained and rivals in fear. Tough guys refuse to listen to anyone or anything, including their conscience. The Gangsta Life is attractive to the adolescence that sits at home bored or the youth who feels like people do not respect him or her. Without a full understanding of respect, many youth intentionally provoke people to fear them. Fear is a mutated form of respect.
#2 Authority Figure - A gangsta can attract others by counterfighting the role of a parent. The basic responsibility of a parent is to protect, provide and teach. The gangsta can create a sense of protection through violence and intimidation; they provide basic tangible items mostly through illegal means. A gangsta teaches street knowledge. Young girls often transfer their allegiance from their parents to the local gangsta hoping to escape accountability and parental guidance.
#3 Control - Teens struggle with many issues. They are trying to find the balance among image, power, and self preservation. New information and abilities are bombarding their minds everyday. They need assistance to put it in proper perspective. They mask their feelings of insecurities by choosing an image to protect their soft core. If people are afraid of them, they will not bother them while they figure it all out. Again, Fear is often mistaken for respect. Children often say, "I don't care." More times than naught, they are trying to convince themselves not to feel. Tragically, many unintentionally mute their conscience and cause permanent damage to their conscience while going through a temporary phase. Many youth are acting out the image of what they believe to be a Gangsta. Often their image puts them in situations that they cannot escape. Each image follows a particular script. Some youth follow their lines to the grave.
#4 Emotional Advantage - Some youth suffer because traumatic experiences from their past. Whether they have been let down by parents or abused someone outside of the family, they are left feeling vulnerable. Without professional assistance, children look to their internal mechanisms to cope. Tired of feeling like a victim, they become angry with the people responsible for their discomforts. They soon discover that they feel empowered and justified while they are angry. Their anger masks their pain. They eventually choose a life style of anger to mute their pain. Unfortunately, they may silence their spirit in the process. The spirit contains many hidden treasures. Special gifts, i.e., intuition, drive and talent lives in the spirit. Without access to those treasures, they may never reach their full potential.
Wearing the mask of a gangsta has deadly consequences. We watch our children play chicken with guns and knives. The winner is always the one who cares less or at lease acts the part.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Music
"All work and no play"saying entertainment was a saying by many great philosophers.Music as we all know is one of the popular thing of entertainment these days.They are liked by the people of all ages,nationality and cultures Mostly youths are attracted towards it's dazzling appeal.Also its diverse background has proven it to be the one of the most popular source of entertainment for centuries.
Music as a medium is one of the most reliable ways of deliberating messages among literate as well as illiterate mass and can also be be a really good medium for socialization.It also helps to express our emotions and feelings among a large mass.It acts as the reliever of stress and pain and forever remains our friend.It also helps us to tell our loved ones how much we love them and how much we really care and frankly speaking it makes you fell really good about yourself.
There are various forms of music which fits according to people's needs and desires.They may be "Pop,Classical,Country,Hip-Hop,Metal,Rock,Punk" and many more.In the present context "Pop,Hip-Hop and metal seems to be the most popular forms of music liked by people.These songs have fast beats and powerful notes and and tries to tell you about the hardships in life and also that life in reality is not like that of a fairy tale,whereas "Classical,Country" music were heard much in the past and are still liked by most of the people.In the recent decades most of the "Rock,Metal"etc bands came into existence like Lamb of god,Six feet under,Metallica,Iron maiden etc.and Hip-Hop bands like Akon,50 Cent,Snoop Dog and others.These bands and singers have been very popular among all of us as all these bands are the most well known bands who redefined music in their own way.
I have some Nepali,English,Metal and many other songs that gained the most attractions in international countries as well as in Nepal .I hope that you peoples will listen to it and also like it.If you like them you can also download them from here to your computer.
Music as a medium is one of the most reliable ways of deliberating messages among literate as well as illiterate mass and can also be be a really good medium for socialization.It also helps to express our emotions and feelings among a large mass.It acts as the reliever of stress and pain and forever remains our friend.It also helps us to tell our loved ones how much we love them and how much we really care and frankly speaking it makes you fell really good about yourself.
There are various forms of music which fits according to people's needs and desires.They may be "Pop,Classical,Country,Hip-Hop,Metal,Rock,Punk" and many more.In the present context "Pop,Hip-Hop and metal seems to be the most popular forms of music liked by people.These songs have fast beats and powerful notes and and tries to tell you about the hardships in life and also that life in reality is not like that of a fairy tale,whereas "Classical,Country" music were heard much in the past and are still liked by most of the people.In the recent decades most of the "Rock,Metal"etc bands came into existence like Lamb of god,Six feet under,Metallica,Iron maiden etc.and Hip-Hop bands like Akon,50 Cent,Snoop Dog and others.These bands and singers have been very popular among all of us as all these bands are the most well known bands who redefined music in their own way.
I have some Nepali,English,Metal and many other songs that gained the most attractions in international countries as well as in Nepal .I hope that you peoples will listen to it and also like it.If you like them you can also download them from here to your computer.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Games
A game is a structured activity, usually undertaken for enjoyment and sometimes used as an educational tool. Games are distinct from work, which is usually carried out for remuneration, and from art, which is more concerned with the expression of ideas. However, the distinction is not clear-cut, and many games are also considered to be work (such as professional players of spectator sports/games) or art (such as jigsaw puzzles or games involving an artistic layout such as Mah-jongg solitaire).Key components of games are goals, rules, challenge, and interaction. Games generally involve mental or physical stimulation, and often both. Many games help develop practical skills, serve as a form of exercise, or otherwise perform an educational, simulational or psychological role.
Games can also be defined as, the requirement for player interaction puts activities such as jigsaw puzzles and solitaire "games" into the category of puzzles rather than games.Todays youths are mainly attracted towards many games such as "Pokemon,Zelda,Mario,etc" i.e the games that have great 3D graphics.They download them from net ,from a friends computer etc.The youths search for games walkthroughs in the net in order to complete the game.You all will also get to download some of the games from this site.
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